My Lazy Guide to Achieving Things: Bcoz Even Champions of Procrastination Deserve a Little Success (Well, Maybe)..

The moment you see my morning message, I know what you think – Ah, once again a reminder of “responsibilities,” “productivity,” & that vague notion of “becoming your best (at least decent) version.” 😪. Who even needs that, right? Even if needed who will do groundbreaking efforts 🤭?

But don’t be afraid, Sweetheart, champions of procrastination! Today, I bring you a revolutionary new approach: Accomplishing through Thinking Method (patent pending 🤣).

Yes, I know (you too), the sweat required for all the stuff you pray for. But seriously, picture this: you wake up, come out of bed (bonus points for graceful waking up) & instead of launching yourself into a self-pitying monologue or thinking about what you couldn’t achieve in life or about you can’t scale mountains of everest to accomplish things you want… What if it was simply about… Intending / thinking?

Darling listen – today I want you to just say loudly or think this as the first thing: “I release all disease & negativity from my body. I welcome health, love, happiness & abundance into my life!” Say this that ” God please make me do something really big, make me gain something big or make me win a lottery today…. Repeat these with gusto, throughout the day…

The time you clean your teeth (if you do so) say this: “I am a beacon of abundance! My bank account overflows with funds! Feel free to think specific details about that beach house you’ll definitely buy… next year or next to next… maybe.

If by chance you go on a treadmill or a walk to do 10000 steps.. (optional), mumble: “grudges, regrets, complaints & blames be gone & I will be healthy today… When you go in the shower I embrace the cleansing power of warm water & wishful thinking to Looksmaxxing…

Sweetheart, all this is because multi-tasking is what productive people do 🤣.

Get dressed in your best (again, optional) & declare: “I am clothed in the armor of self-improvement! My work clothes are a warrior’s garb, ready to conquer the world!”

Repeat this while starting your car: “I am a whirlwind of positivity! I can do anything…

Embrace the power of internal pep talks (inspirational self talk) even if it has zero basis in reality!

There you have it, sweetheart! My mantra & my method will make you feel amazing (even if you haven’t actually done anything), my guarantee! & who knows? Maybe by repeating positive affirmations again n again, they’ll magically come true. That’s the law of attraction…

Sure, it might not be the most proactive approach, but hey, it’s a start. Remember, the key is to believe it until you see it.

Oh, and one last thing: if you actually manage to do some one or two real productive things after using this method, please let me know. I need all the inspiration I can get.

Whatever you think about my morning posts, these are just to motivate you to think, say & do things that bring greater blessings into your life.

Stay Blessed 💐