The Problem is You 🙊 (And That’s the Funny Part)

You know that feeling when you’re about to say, do, or think something you just know will cause problems? That little voice in your head screams, “Don’t do it!” And you still proceed to do it anyway…🤭

Sweetheart, welcome to the wonderful chaotic world of self-destruction. The worst part is the full awareness—that you’re the one throwing the banana peel on the floor, knowing you’re about to slip on it & yet still doing it anyway. It’s a special kind of performance art, really 🤸..

Darling listen – So, here’s to you, the mastermind of your own magnificent mess. May your Saturday be filled with fewer self-inflicted wounds than you’re habitual of creating & may your end of the day be a testament to your ability to survive the beautiful chaos you’ve created 🙊

I hope this gives you a moment to laugh at all the beautiful, boneheaded things you say & do—the things you know you shouldn’t, yet still happen.

Now, go forth & try to not be your own worst enemy. Let someone else have a turn for a change 🤣 Blessings 💐