Corporate World… No Offence Please ☺️

😳Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

😳Procurement manager is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

😳Operations Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if works harder.

😳Marketing Manager is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

😳Financial Budget Manager thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

😳 Planning & Technical Manager thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

😳Quality Manager is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

😳HR Manager is a person who thinks that… a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby in 9 Months if given training.

😳Customer is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby….!!!!!🤔

If you can add something… Please don’t hesitate… 😂

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